It’s just so neat that the Governor or some random Senator is calling little-ole-me!
Your pre-recorded political phone call has single-handedly convinced me to change my political stance and views on life. Thank you for making me see the light in those amazing twenty seconds. Who knew that a phone call could do so much.
Your masterful use of mechanized war dailing and not using real, live, people to spread your word is astounding. It shows that you know how to get things done. Bravo.
I understand that there is an election going on; and yes, I understand that you’re just trying to “let everyone know about your great policies”. I appreciate that you time your pre-recorded messages of political candor so precisely with my dinner time, or when I get a chance to stretch out on the couch. I’m glad that I get to get off of my ass and walk aross the house to get the phone three times a night.
Please. Stop.
